How a Girl Can Get a Boy's Attention

"Opa, what's the best way for a girl to let a boy know that she likes him?"

"Oh, that's easy. First she should find out where he is and go there. Then she should make a few rounds so that he can see her. Very soon he will think, "Oh, there is that beautiful girl! I must ask her to go to the dance with me!"

"Is that how Oma got your attention?"

"Oh, yes!"